I grew up a Detroit Lion’s fan. If you talk to any Lion’s fan every year is “the year”. In my life time that year has never happened. Their new head coach has more playoff appearances than the entire Lion’s organization has had in its life time.
When I moved to SF in 1997 I was really excited to have a home NFL Team that had a legendary past, with Super Bowl wins and a veteran group of guys that could take us back. Then Steve Young almost died from his 175th concussion and Jerry Rice played for the Raiders. But I still didn’t lose hope. The 2000’s happened. Jeff Garcia. Tim Rattay. Singletary. 3-12 seasons.
All of this aside the thruth is that I HATE the Seahawks like a Republican hates the truth about global warming. I want to shut up the Seattle fans so much that they’ll cry out of their surely callused ear holes. A really quiet cry. A faint sniffle or a wimper. I want the Seattle team to file a grievance with the NFL that surely our team had been doped up by none other than Alex Rodriguez himself.
If we win on Sunday I really think we have every opportunity to beat either Sir Manning or Mr Brady. I need a SF Super Bowl win because I need something else on my resume in the “special skills” section.
This thursday January 16th I am performing in Speechless! What is Speechless? It’s Powerpoint + improv + karaoke = Total Fun! Jan 16 7:30 PM @PublicWorks! Details athttp://SpeechlessLive.com/
The show The Onion called “hilarious” and NPR praised as “highly recommended” "The Romane Event Comedy Show" is Wednesday January 29th and I have a most excellent line-up of today’s comedy champions and tomorrow’s worrisome leaders. See headliner Jules Posner, with Rajeev Dhar,Cameron Vannini, Joey Devine, Matt Gubser, and femcee Nicole Calasichplus the ever charming (me). http://www.romaneevent.com/
If I can make it out of Michigan I will be headlining this Mires Likes Fires show Clayton Valley Bowl with some other admirable people. The last time I headlined a show of Dan’s I had wine thrown at me by an entitled-cheap wine-drinking bitch/whore. Let freedom RING!
If this picture doesn’t make you want to see Killing My Lobster's “Winter Follies” show then maybe knowing we are having a food drive AND winter accessory drive will get you there! Show Dates: December 12 – 15th ONE WEEKEND ONLY!
Show Location: Z Below | 470 Florida St., San Francisco, CA, 94110http://www.killingmylobster.com/winterfollies/